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clemntines:

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT DRESSED UP. WE ARE WEARING THE EXACT SAME THING. WE HAVE THE EXACT SAME HAIR STYLE AND HAIR COLOR. WE COULD LITERALLY BE TWINS BUT THAT WOULD BE INCEST. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO TELL ME TO DRESS BETTER. NOT ONLY IS THAT AN INSULT TO ME BUT AN INSULT TO YOURSELF. I AM AN A LIST FUCKING CELEBRITY AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO TELL ME TO DRESS NICER? I BUY YOU DINNER, I BUY YOU CLOTHES, I BUY YOU FUCKING $400 WINE AND YOU INSULT MY CLOTHING CHOICE? FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS GAME. I AM BALANCING A CAREER MODELING FOR EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE AND I AM PAYING FOR 3 HOUSES THAT I DON’T EVEN NEED BUT KIM WANTS ME TO OWN FUCKING PROPERTY, SIMON IS CONSTANTLY COMPLAINING BECAUSE HE CAN’T TEXT WHICH MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE YOU JUST PUSH THE BUTTONS. I CAN HANDLE ALL OF THAT BUT THIS? I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS. I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE YOU. WE ARE WEARING THE SAME DRESS I DYED MY HAIR ORANGE FOR YOU AND YOU FUCKING INSULT ME? NO. I. GOODBYE. fuck.

clemntines:

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT DRESSED UP. WE ARE WEARING THE EXACT SAME THING. WE HAVE THE EXACT SAME HAIR STYLE AND HAIR COLOR. WE COULD LITERALLY BE TWINS BUT THAT WOULD BE INCEST. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO TELL ME TO DRESS BETTER. NOT ONLY IS THAT AN INSULT TO ME BUT AN INSULT TO YOURSELF. I AM AN A LIST FUCKING CELEBRITY AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO TELL ME TO DRESS NICER? I BUY YOU DINNER, I BUY YOU CLOTHES, I BUY YOU FUCKING $400 WINE AND YOU INSULT MY CLOTHING CHOICE? FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS GAME. I AM BALANCING A CAREER MODELING FOR EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE AND I AM PAYING FOR 3 HOUSES THAT I DON’T EVEN NEED BUT KIM WANTS ME TO OWN FUCKING PROPERTY, SIMON IS CONSTANTLY COMPLAINING BECAUSE HE CAN’T TEXT WHICH MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE YOU JUST PUSH THE BUTTONS. I CAN HANDLE ALL OF THAT BUT THIS? I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS. I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE YOU. WE ARE WEARING THE SAME DRESS I DYED MY HAIR ORANGE FOR YOU AND YOU FUCKING INSULT ME? NO. I. GOODBYE. fuck.

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"I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was."

"I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was."

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minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

minmo:

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85

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boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

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fartgallery:

I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK

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offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

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